Cerberus, we're not in NC anymore

The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch for portions of central North Carolina effective until 1 a.m. Saturday. Thunderstorms are expected ahead of a strong cold front Friday evening. Tornadoes, hail up to 1 inch in diameter, thunderstorm wind gusts of up to 70 mph, and dangerous lightning are possible in these areas.

That would be the area in red. I'm in the area in red. And the wind is whipping outside.