It's good that I don't work at the post office

Three days back at work have managed to undo any good I got out of Spring Break last week.
Let's see how many of the physical symptoms of stress I've chalked up in the last 72 hours.

• sleep disturbances - heck yeah. I've been awake since 4:30, 5:00 and 3:30 the past three mornings
• back, shoulder or neck pain - goes without saying
• tension or migraine headaches - ditto
• upset or acid stomach, cramps, heartburn - going through the Pepcid AC like it's candy
• muscle tension - duh
• fatigue - if you only knew
• high blood pressure - haven't checked the numbers, and am a little scared to do so
• asthma or shortness of breath - albuterol is my friend
  
• chest pain - oh yes. at 4 a.m. scary.
  
• skin problems (hives, eczema, psoriasis, tics, itching) - pass the Benadryl
• reproductive problems - without verging on TMI, random bleeding like a mo-fo
• immune system suppression: more colds, flu, infections - styes R us

What keeps me going? I have to work to pay for dog food.