Stuck in a garter stitch and I can't get out of it

Dix: have you seen the charmed knits book of harry potter inspired patterns?
DivaGeek: i bet that's great
Dix: way hard ;)
DivaGeek: it is?
Dix: my eyes were crossing when i was looking at the pattern for mrs weasley's sweater/housecoat thingie
Dix: i'd be just as able to knit a whole weasley as to knit that sweater
Dix: which is to say NOT AT ALL
DivaGeek: lolol
DivaGeek: now that is quotable