Spam of the week award

Among all the emails for acai berry, the Ped Egg, and growing a greener lawn, I saw this gem -

Subject line: U.S. Attorney General Seeks Custody of Paris Hilton, Intends to Confine Her at Gitmo

Second place went to: Britney Spears Shoots Down American Spy Satellite With Her Vagina

Sadly, or maybe strangely, this one is for real: Battleground Earth: Ludacris vs. Tommy Lee premieres TONIGHT on TLC at 8\7c