TMI warning

Here's the ever-growing list of procedures/tests/etc. I've gone through since late January:

• Thyroid ultrasound


• CT with oral and intravenous contrast


• Transabdominal and transvaginal ultrasound


• IVP


• Catheterization (twice)


• Cystoscopy


• Root canal


• KUB and CT with no contrast

And this doesn't take into account my annual checkup, numerous visits to my regular doctor, urologist, and urgent care, several rounds of bloodwork, and too many urine samples to count.
If you were to look at the list of my current prescriptions from the pharmacy, you'd think I'd be headed for rehab soon. Daddy says (again, jokingly) that I should start selling so I can pay for all these procedures. Mama worries that I will end up a junkie. All I want is freedom from pain.