The worst joke ever

(With apologies to Messrs. Buck, Stipe, and Mills)

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
the best movie ever. I never.
I'll tell you my version of the mo-fo story
Don't bore me.

Now I am flying,
They are released.
The snakes have been dropped,
Their tongues unleashed.
Everything is hissing, slithering and free.