In Mother's Day news...

The Duggars have announced that they're expecting their 18th child. This woman has been having children since my senior year in high school.
I was discussing the news with Mom o'Dix and told her the Duggars are Conservative Baptists. "That's not the kind we are," Mom o'Dix clarified. "If I have to have 18 kids, I won't be any kind of Baptist."
She also made the NSFW comment, "She needs to have that thing sewed up!"

A lifelong friend of Mom o'Dix emailed and shared that she is awaiting the birth of her fifth grandchild. Mom o'Dix said "I'm glad I'M not awaiting the birth of MY fifth grandchild!" I am too, I am too.