Ain't that the truth

Dix: I went to the doctor yesterday and she gave me a shot in the shoulder, some muscle relaxants, and some pain pills
Friend o' Dix: You must have been a conservative Republican in a former life, you are just getting the raw end of the deal
Dix: LOL, at least i'm not getting shot
Friend o' Dix: Yea no kidding. Cross off Skeet Shooting for Republican fundraisers