I'm registered at Target

This article from MSNBC on pet marriage intrigued me. I could have five showers, five rings, five dresses, five honeymoons! And it would be ok to marry Lily, Cuya, and Maggie since same sex interspecies marriage is not yet illegal. I'm waiting on the LMGC to get an ordination certificate from the ULC so he can perform the ceremony. We'll have small ceremonies and one big reception. Y'all are invited!