She was blonde as a child

On the phone with my mother, while she "helped" a friend install OpenOffice on her computer...
Mom o'Dix: There's a button that says "register," should we do that now?
Dix: You don't have to right now.
Mom o'Dix: Too late, Joyce has already clicked it. Now it wants to know her name and email. She just wanted to make envelopes.
Dix: Mama, y'all are on the internet. You have left the program. You can close that window and go back to the program to make envelopes.
Mom o'Dix: Joyce doesn't have internet - she has WiFi!