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Dolly Parton was on TV singing about Jesus and gravity...

Dix: Jesus lifts her up and gravity holds her down
Mom o'Dix: No, Jesus lifts her up and those boobies hold her down
Divageek (via messenger): hahahaha
Divageek: Mom o' Dix is uncensored tonight
Divageek: I have no idea what's holding those boobs up, actually
Divageek: there might actually be a supernatural explanation.
Dix: but not Jesus
Dix: the FSM maybe
Dix: but not jesus


Earlier in the evening, we were driving through a shopping center when a Domino's delivery driver with pizza in hand took her own sweet time walking to her car, right in front of us. Mom o'Dix yells, "Go on, you have thirty minutes!"