HIPAA-whatamus?

Overheard in the urologist's waiting room....(although they were speaking so loudly, people outside could have heard, too)

Daughter: (reading form to her elderly father) Do you have a family history of cancer?
Old Man: Yeah, that stuff done killt evr'body in my family.
Daughter: Do you have problems with urine leakage?
Old Man: Nope.
Daughter: Do you have problems with urination?
Old Man: Nope.
Daughter: (pauses) I ain't reading you the next one. I don't want to know about it.
Old Man: (looks at daughter)
Daughter: Do you have problems with fertility?
Old Man: What's fertility?
Daughter: (leans over and whispers in Old Man's ear - remember, he's about 70 years old)
Old Man: Heck, I have a hard time just getting a piece of bread, much less....