Pre-birthday letdown
I get home this afternoon, and there's a big box on the front porch, waiting for me. Oh goody, I thought...a present! So I begin singing the "I have a present" song to myself. Until I open it. And it's not a present. It's the kit I have to use to collect my urine over a 24 hour period and ship it back to some company to be analyzed. Woohoo. Happy freaking birthday. ;)
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They could have at least made it fun, like give you something that makes funny noise when you pee into it
Oh the "fun" part is going to be figuring out how to take this thing to work and use it discreetly. I can't use it over a weekend (like the directions say) because I'll be out of town two weekends in a row. Ugh.
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