Irony, thy name is weather

Hurricane Ophelia, or as the LGMC has called it, "the drunk, teenage hurricane that wouldn't go away," soaked the NC coast in tons of rain this week. The LGMC has had flood damage to his home and won't be living there for the forseeable future. :(
Whoever picked the name for this drenching storm that, dare I say, drowned parts of the Old North State knew what they were doing.