LOY

Keith Richards: Hey Dixie!
Me: (shouting and laughing) HEY!!
LMGC: (to me) How'd you work that?


LMGC: (as we were squished in the huge crowds leaving the stadium) Do they have this problem with crowds at Duke football games?
Me: (laughing) Hell, no! They never have this many people at Duke football games!


Folks in the crowd: (as we are squishing through the campus) TAR! HEELS! TAR! HEELS!