Thursday, August 23, 2007

Cuya's message in a bottle, of sorts

I awoke and found the following on the screen of my laptop this morning...

Subject: +
Date: 8/22/2007 3:56 AM
To: "]i."@carolina.net", "tlot5555]]"@carolina.net", "]okokl"@carolina.net", llllllllllllllll@carolina.net", "cfbfcfbvgnn@carolina.net", "hv yfcdg55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555fccC5@carolina.net",

pl]k


I think I need to monitor her online activity more closely. She could be in contact with unsavory types who prey on unsuspecting young female cats.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

In which the wee dog vicariously gets his revenge

Archie scratched the ever-loving hell out of my slightly sunburned thighs tonight when he jumped up on me. I hollered some non-church, non-school words in the throes of the pain. Justice has been served.

Monday, August 13, 2007

In which I traumatize the corgi

I have known Angus for ten years of his fourteen years on this earth. He always has and always will hate having his nails trimmed. There has never been a time that he has not whined, yelped, and squirmed while being held down for a trimming. He is a perfect dog except for his completely hysterical overreaction to procedures involving his body. I expected the police to show up the last time I had him outside and was cutting his nails. He was THAT loud.
I trimmed his nails this weekend - they hadn't been trimmed since sometime in April, before he had his first "stroke". So I wrestled him down, minus the usual calming fluid, and began trimming. The first paw went fairly well. I have learned to take small clips, almost shavings, instead of one big clip on each nail. Small clips = much less whining and yelping. The first nail of the other front paw went well, until I clipped down too far and got into the quick. Angus hollered like never before and was bound and determined to get away from me. That's when I noticed the nail bleeding and I burst into tears. Remembering one of many helpful hints I've gathered over the years from dog email lists, I used some styptic powder on the nail and it stopped the bleeding. Angus wasn't too thrilled for me to finish the other paws, but it had to be done. When I let him up, he was quick to scoot as far away from me as possible.
He walked around with a little more spring in his step after the trimming, and I think we've both recovered. Next time, we will both get calming fluid.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Hairy Potter

Batsh*t crazy Bellatrix Lestrange appears on the big screen. The LMGC pokes me in the side and whispers loudly, "Is that Amy Winehouse?"
I'm really glad I didn't have a mouthful of popcorn or drink.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

"Poor vision" cost me a few hundred, I think

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