Cuya looks for stray candy corn

Thought for the day

The huge countries draw the giant shirt besides the damp and giant mall.

The last line in a spam email I received today, totally unrelated to the topic of said email, which was providing me with info on how to buy prescription drugs online illegally.

On notice

I should put myself on the list, due to the recent lack of blogging.

Dispatch from 1975

My mother found this letter I wrote to a cousin at the tender age of 4 1/2 as she was going through pictures for a family reunion this weekend.

The text, just in case:
Dear Tanya,
I am with Grandmother and Graddaddy to Tweetsie Land I bet you will miss me I love you I am sorry that I had to write this letter in pencil that's all I had to write with Please tell Taryn that I love her How is Dinky doing Please come to my Grandmother's house My cat has run away forever Well that's all I have to say

I had no punctuation skills, but look at the great spelling! Contractions and possessives with apostrophes, too!

Tales of a Fizzay Grade Noth'n

From Gizoogle.com

A true lonely only, I can amuse me fo` hours. Love mah D-to-tha-izzogs, love me cuz its a pimp thang. Neva put off today whizzat you can put off tomorrow. Get thizzay ta bring bizzy Ben & Jerry's Purple Passion Fruit Sorbet n I wizzy follow you anywhere.

Yo.